akhraot

ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gya
interviewer: aap ki koi kamzori to nhi
aadmi: ji sir , asal me main pahle fauz me tha, meri taango ke beech me bum fta aur mere akhrot udd gye
interviewer: ye to koi problem nhi, monday se aap join karei, hum sab 9 bje aate hain, aap 11 bje aana
aadmi:aisa kyu?
interviewer:
hum sab 11 bje tak kuch nhi karte bus apne akhrot khujate rahte hain